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You're here for one of the following reasons
You've invested $1000's in courses to find it's a load of bollocks
You're intrigued to see what this is all about?
You're at the point of saying "Fuck it" and getting a job
So what's this all about?
This has been designed specifically to help those who are getting shafted by so called Guru's left, right and centre. There are too many frauds who just want to take your money and literally do fuck all for you. So I decided to step up and bring you something a little special.
Below is a brief overview of what you get (There's a little hidden extra that will be revealed on a call) - This is a game changer, never seen before.
Ok, I'm intrigued. What next?
Woah just wait a fucking minute now
You've not booked a call? Damn come on people. I've got kids to feed. Think about the kids. Do it for the kids.
Ok so you're still not convinced. You've got some questions. Well so do I. But I'll do my best to answer some of the typical questions below.
How much is this going to cost me?
If you're Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos - Fucking loads. Like millions. Hundreds of millions.
If on the other hand your working tirelessly on your own, trying to make things work and improve then I promise you this. When I reveal the price to you, the guarantee and the little bit of magic if you don't go "Fuck me that's clever" I'll personally offer to wax my own ball sack
What makes you different?
I actually give a fuck. Unlike the others out there (I'm not saying names but I've seen people tell potential customers to purchase their course on a credit card, get out a bank loan, fuck it sell your kids and join us. Sorry but no, I'm not into that shit. If you can't afford this program I'll work with you on a different level to get you where you need to be.
Or if you are genuinely shit at this stuff, I'll tell you. This isn't for everyone
Why should I have a call with you?
My handsome good looks? My charm? Nope none of those reasons. Because it doesn't cost a thing to have a conversation. We may end up working together, we may not. But it's about creating connections, it's about seeing what is out there. I've had clients genuinely say the discovery call itself they would have paid anything from $1k to $5k for. I've helped one potential client raise an additional 30k a year simply by having a 2 minute conversation. If he's reading this, invoice is on it's way my man.
Ultimately it's down to you. I won't beg, I won't use strong arm tactics or the fear of missing out. Frankly I'm not a wanker. Just don't ask my wife
Disclaimer: I am not respsonsible if you are too lazy to take action and take ownership of your business. Too many of you expect everything done for you without any effort on your part. I can help coach, mentor, empower you to understand the steps required. But if you can't be arsed to put effort in yourself, get out of this game and go get a job. If you can't go all in, balls deep. Go get a job. This isn't for you.
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